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# Ugliness 1

This is Melvin Smevlin. He is 13 years old. He was born and raised by apes.

### Melvin's Favorite Foods

- CigaRReTes
- ToenaIls
- Dirty LakewaTer
- raW Fish
- SquirRels

### Hobbies of Melvin

- sCarEs otHer childrn A=ND the ederly
- baNg HeaD aGAinSt waLl
- eaT Own Tooth. GoGd prontien
- sCreAms

### Places of Originn

- jUlka hall Room 1!6
- THe OVAl oFFice
- BefOre JaPan was tuRnEd iNto a miCroWaVe TWice
- spacific islANds dUring WW1
- when you ate that bagel you dropped earlier today. You know who you are

### Melvin's famirry

- Melvin JR
- nAtAsHA
- mAnmAn
- puMpkin-hEad
- coCk rOAch iii
- Barack Obama
- Kevin polyuester

### Accomplichments

- Betray someone passing by
- Assassinate the leader of a faction
- Nuke an allied faction
- Destroy a friendly village
- Pillage a friendly village
- Destroy a Cultural Object of immense value
- Murder a pacifist in a raid/siege
- Murder a cowering raider
- Enslave a raider and let him die from exhaustion
- Kill a prisoner with many rats
- Make prisoners eat raw human meat
- Use a prisoner as a training dummy
- Transform a human into a torso with a head
- Practice surgery on a prisoner
- Murder 5 innocent people at once
- Enslave 10 people at once
- Murder 20 innocent people at once
- Genocide a faction
- Make beds with human skin
- Make a skull spike
- use a heat or fire trap against raiders
- harassing settlements through the use of devices that affect the weather, the environment or the mood of the people
- organizing gladiator duels
- using prisoners as subjects in order to train medical specialists