Ugliness 1

This is Melvin Smevlin. He is 13 years old. He was born and raised by apes.

Melvin's Favorite Foods

• CigaRReTes
• ToenaIls
• Dirty LakewaTer
• raW Fish
• SquirRels

Hobbies of Melvin

• sCarEs otHer childrn A=ND the ederly
• baNg HeaD aGAinSt waLl
• eaT Own Tooth. GoGd prontien
• sCreAms

Places of Originn

• jUlka hall Room 1!6
• THe OVAl oFFice
• BefOre JaPan was tuRnEd iNto a miCroWaVe TWice
• spacific islANds dUring WW1
• when you ate that bagel you dropped earlier today. You know who you are

Melvin's famirry

• Melvin JR
• nAtAsHA
• mAnmAn
• puMpkin-hEad
• coCk rOAch iii
• Barack Obama
• Kevin polyuester

Accomplichments

• Betray someone passing by
• Assassinate the leader of a faction
• Nuke an allied faction
• Destroy a friendly village
• Pillage a friendly village
• Destroy a Cultural Object of immense value
• Murder a pacifist in a raid/siege
• Murder a cowering raider
• Enslave a raider and let him die from exhaustion
• Kill a prisoner with many rats
• Make prisoners eat raw human meat
• Use a prisoner as a training dummy
• Transform a human into a torso with a head
• Practice surgery on a prisoner
• Murder 5 innocent people at once
• Enslave 10 people at once
• Murder 20 innocent people at once
• Genocide a faction
• Make beds with human skin
• Make a skull spike
• use a heat or fire trap against raiders
• harassing settlements through the use of devices that affect the weather, the environment or the mood of the people
• organizing gladiator duels
• using prisoners as subjects in order to train medical specialists